mschowe vs. dgilder

Bravely bold Sir Gilder rode forth from Texalot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Gilder. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Gilder. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Gilder. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...


Serge, I've tossed my gauntlet on the ground near your feet, splattering your formidable boots with pixellated gore and muck. I challenge you to a steel cage match!

I Accept your challenge, but you will have to post the first blow!

What's this? A tiny birdy had mucked my boots? Thats it! The gloves are coming off and the gauntlets on! Lets see what buzzard gizzard looks like fried.

MMMMmmmmmm...fried buzzard gizzards. This'll be yummy, ya'll.

Don't mock the little blackbird, Sir Gilder, for they have powers beyond your reckoning.

Go to it, varlets!

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So, now, the bird is going for the eye(balls) and the monstrous kind Texan is going to eat it. No blows yet and already I'm feeling some tennis neck!

Yep, this will be good

Methinks you may have stepped in something other than blackbird poo, Serge.

And buzzard gizzards? How 'bout some chicken fried steak?

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Old Postcard 1939 by spxChrome

Grunge Backgroud 05 by LPETTET

Brave hearts by elkor

Longhorn by andyleeadams

Nice!

How cool! Moooooo! Country fried gilder for me, please!

Oh Mary, Mary, quite contrary... Just how does your garden grow?

knights and shrubbery... hee hee...

Oh dear, the brave knight is going to be laid open like a tin can! Do I hear Alfred Hitchcock giggling in his grave??
Is Tippi cowering in hers? Is Mr. Poe rubbing his bony fingers together in eager anticipation of the black death?
Nevermore, my ass...it's now!

Best wishes, both of yous

Edited to add: Drats, late again!



(Edited on 2005-08-17 14:57:57 by rwron)

Nice return, Galloping Gilder.

bold move stealing all the colour from the scene -- but the blackbird lives in monochromatic splendour!

Great first move, Blackbird! Love the card note.

Not bad, Serge, not bad... we'll see.

I've escaped from my nefarious opponent's garden of eatin', and now I think it's time to head back to the big screen.

Quiet now, the show's just beginning...

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Silhouettes by KBassie

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businessman secret document by dgilder

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Outdoor moives by Angela26

OMG, a drive-in shhhhooting!