Woman: "Wait, Solar Panel Boy...what are you doing?"
[Bird falls from the sky. She kneels down, hugs lifeless form in front of her]
Woman: "You've killed him, you dastardly little boy!"
[Solar Panel Boy looks up from dead bird, cackling loudly]
Woman: "Wait a second--you look strangely familiar and not at all as cute as I expected..."
[Solar Panel Boy bounds away and his helmet falls off the rest of the way]
Woman: [gasps] "A green-washed corporate whore! I should have known better than to put my trust in you!"
...TO BE CONTINUED...
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dead bird