Queen Hussy and Princess Harlot, seems pretty fitting. I think they come under the combined name of the "Trouble Twins"
*waits for the royalty to shout "off with his head" at the Prince Regent, malt*
heh heh, i just KNOW that you will know who i'm talking about Malt

"oh bladders, is there any way i can repay you??"
"you can start, sir, by not calling me bladders"