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andipantz vs. LawnGnome

Battle Ended

Round 1 / Volley 1

LawnGnomeLawnGnome  on: Tue Nov 15 8:08am
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andipantz
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Posted Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:50PM
I challenge you to a Steel Cage Match! Can you handle it?
LawnGnome
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Posted Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:55PM
I Accept your challenge and will post the first blow!

I accept, and will enjoy cutting my teeth on your photoshop skills...
mikeharrison
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Posted Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:06AM
oh my lordy - andipantz is at it *shoves to the front row*

gosh...good luck you two!!! come on kids, i've found a fresh battle *gets out the food*

hurrah...
LawnGnome
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Posted Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:08AM
I'll start with this...
...It appears our main character isn't much of a landscape photographer...
rdegrie
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Posted Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:15AM
Hey Mike... I'm here actually second!

*whispers to Mike*

Psst... you reckon the gnome knows who andipantz is?
In for a major spanking, I'm afraid.

*puts on big, toothy smile*

Good luck to you gnome... but most importantly, have fun and learn.


What food did you bring Mike?

(Edited on 2005-11-15 08:18:33 by rdegrie)
pink_cotton_candy
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Posted Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:02AM
interesting start, don't usually see something like that until third or fourth round

here you go guys!
*tosses son's halloween candy to everyone*
rdegrie
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Posted Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:34AM
You mean mother, you. Giving away your son's...

HEY... a Snickers! Cool!

*forgets what he was saying*
mikeharrison
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Posted Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:26PM
*lol*

okay...so *rummages through Mary Poppins-style carpet bag*

i have some raspberry/tuna muffins, some fairy bread (made with real fairies), chocolate cookies sprinked with cocaine and a small roasted dog.

any takers??

i can't wait to see what andi comes back with!!
andipantz
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Posted Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:34AM
--> and a small roasted dog.

Oh boy.

Just for the record: No live animals will be harmed for this steelcage event.
mikeharrison
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Posted Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:35AM
*hands andi a very sensible salad sandwich and even more sensible drink to go with it*

i think i may just sit here and behave myself...

MALT
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Posted Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:15AM

*hands andi a very sensible salad sandwich and even more sensible drink to go with it*

i think i may just sit here and behave myself...

:D

Naughty Mikey, sit in the corner and face the wall away from the rest of the group, and stop roasting dogs!!
LawnGnome
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Posted Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:21AM

a small roasted dog.

awww, cmon, reading that made me hungry...
andipantz
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Posted Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:43PM
Just kinda whipped this one together. This is why people shouldn't be landscape photographers.

Images used:

Redneck Hunting Season by andipantz
Private Property by Beamer99
Bullet Holes by alptraum
LawnGnome
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Posted Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:58PM
I ran out of time on this one, and I couldn't get it to do what I wanted it to anyway. The farmer must've fell asleep, and these flies landed, and I just watched...
LawnGnome
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Posted Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:59PM
you either scared 'em all away, or they were just in awe. Now that I've posted, they'll talk again
sakaasa
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Posted Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:21PM
hehehe! I'm cracking up here!! Those flies are hilarious!

Got any fairy bread left, Lord Mickle?
alephx01
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Posted Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:23PM
Woo andi's in a game.

*concentrates on breaking LawnGnome's computer*
pink_cotton_candy
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Posted Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:51PM
that is hillarious!!!

**psst make sure you look close, I missed the funny at first glance**
LawnGnome
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Posted Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:07PM
I thought the flies were the best thing ever, that's just a great shot.

Close your eyes, my dear by annuoka

... and my computer is safe from your vibes of brokenness, it's not a mac :P ...

(Edited on 2005-11-20 20:10:34 by LawnGnome)
Lanester
Posted Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:03PM
those last two blows were funny. I like the red neck shooting the photographer. Gnome, got to pull something out of your bag of tricks when its your next turn. Lets make all the other Gnomes in Gnomeville happy. You left them to strike it out on your own, now you must show them who is the top Gnome. Lets do it!
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