uniball vs. visionhitman

To begin this match I will start with a rhyme...

Visionhitman is sitting in a place of glory,
yet his battles have never finished the story

Uniball says to himself "that will never do"
Ol' number ONE needs to step on number TWO

Though you are twice the man that I am,
Frankly hitman, I don't really give a damn!

I hope by the end of this battle I will have a new toy,
The blue mask of victory taken from dreampunchboy!

So what say you? Be you man or knave?
To accept this challenge you must be brave

Keep your eye on the ball and don't be too daft
or in the end you might just get the shaft!

So now the gauntlet down I throw,
up to you who lands the first blow

And so it begins...


(Edited on 2006-03-08 09:03:35 by uniball)

Hahahaha!!!


*tears of laughter are streaming from my eyes*

Okay... I have collected myself. Phew!

Go Uni! Show hitman what a real battle feels like!
Poor guys won't know what hit him. Huh, a hitman that won't know what hit him... hahahahaha!!!

The challenge begins with a rhyme of great wit,
Will Vision accept or his pants will he shit,
The gauntlet is thrown,
The outcome is known,
Time to dethrone the man they call hit!

Bring out the wrecking ball, Uni! Hey Vision... at least Uni will finish what he started. Must be a bummer to have so many people crap out on you in battle.

Ubiquitous Uni enters the cage
A man to dethrone with pixels of rage
With singular ball and pencil shaped peter
Pete shall dethrone this fictional leader!

"Fictional leader!"
Oh no... here I go again... hahahahahahahahahahaha!



Where is that hitdud anyway, oops, hitdude... sorry.

Guys read the comments!! Would you want to be the opponent here!! It would be intresting to see if he shows.

Oh, and I can't think of anything I can post (cause I'll get kicked out if I do..)

Off to clean up my thoughts and then return to spit... now what can I get to rhyme with spit..hmm, oh, lord the board...

Errr, ummmm... is that a trick question?
*scratches head*

Maybe we should have waited until he showed up.

Shouldn't you wait for him to show up first? If he's really interested in a good fight, he will. doubt it

spit
quit
twit
hit
bit
snitch
bitch
...

I have already sitemailed visionhitman aka dream-punch-boy and he said he was game...
I hope he has thick skin to put up with the Cage Invaders!
But, alas I am sure he has been around enough to appreciate the love that comes in the form of sarcasm and bathroom humor!

so let the good times roll!

Now where is that quote from the rules...?
Aha:





(Edited on 2006-03-08 11:24:16 by hammondovi)

Those rhymes you guys did had me rolling and tears streaming from my yes for the laughter ensued voraciously from my large cubicle. I wondered if they might think someone was dying or something, but no one really checked. Go Pete. It looks as if a contract was put out on hitman and Uni has taken it to see if he can put him out. Go to it!

Lane...all the other cubicle inhabitants are jealous of your moment of joy... stand up and yell at the top of your voice...

"Nanny Nanny Boo-Boo!"

Then sit down and act as if nothing has happened.

NANNY NANNY BOO BOO

**sits down and looks around wondering whos making all the noise**

colonel it really doesn't work if you do it at home...your family already knows that you are weird!

He's right you know, I just tried it and got told to sit down and shut up.
I'm still waiting for someone to come home.

I have a pin that I wear that says

"Does the noise in my head bother you?"

Another one says

"Putting your nose to the grindstone only sharpens your boogers!"

I am already the strange one at work, so this would just add to it, which might allow me to actually do some work, people not coming over to ask for anything and say"steer clear of the crazy guy over there".

Try make wild eyes and muttering to yourself a bit that'll help....