It is addictive, my friend. Soon it will be all consuming. Your marriage will be in trouble, you'll stop eating; and work?! Psshhht... fuggetaboutit! You'll soon lose your job for lack of any contribution what-so-ever as work interferes with your cage time. Welcome to the Cage... the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Hi, I'm Joseph and...(awkward pause) I'm an addict. The judge told me I should come here today, but I really can quit whenever I want...really.