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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Tue Jun 6, 2006 4:44PM | That's how you attract gators, not scare them away. |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Tue Jun 6, 2006 4:46PM | OMG! That is NOT film I want to see at eleven |
![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Tue Jun 6, 2006 4:50PM | That's a good one... why can't I find hose nozzles that are that tough? Judging from the performance of the ones I've owned, I would certainly be dead if there was ever an alligator in my yard. Here's a few sports headlines; the best one is "Dick Replaces Johnson vs. Gamecocks." New York Post |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Tue Jun 6, 2006 9:21PM | Posted By tracyjayhawk: That's a good one... why can't I find hose nozzles that are that tough? Judging from the performance of the ones I've owned, I would certainly be dead if there was ever an alligator in my yard. Here's a few sports headlines; the best one is "Dick Replaces Johnson vs. Gamecocks." New York Post I'm an alumnus of The University of South Carolina (known nationally as the other USC). Since our mascot is the Gamecock, there was no end to the 'Cock-related punnery at school. It was especially bad for the womens' programs, the Lady Cocks. |
![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Tue Jun 6, 2006 9:25PM | I thought my high school was bad... we were the Lady Trojans, and just at the time the condoms for women were introduced. Uh, yeah... And really, Ethan, shouldn't they be the Gamehens? (Edited on 2006-06-06 21:26:51 by tracyjayhawk) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Tue Jun 6, 2006 9:28PM | I wonder what PETA would think about old ladies jerking off alligators. |
![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Tue Jun 6, 2006 9:30PM | It may not be ethical, but it's damn nice of them to do it. |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Tue Jun 6, 2006 9:59PM | Looks like she has a strong grip...probably had to take her dentures out, though. |
![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Wed Jun 7, 2006 7:23AM | Posted By dsteller: Looks like she has a strong grip...probably had to take her dentures out, though. Well, there goes my lunch. |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Wed Jun 7, 2006 7:35AM | Tools in any form are useful in these situations, but recently, a twelve year old boy was attacked by a huge gator in Australia, he had no weapons on him, but dug his fingers into the eye socket of the gator, he survived. |
![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Wed Jun 7, 2006 8:24AM | Posted By dsteller: Looks like she has a strong grip...probably had to take her dentures out, though. <Wipes coffee off his computer monitor> |
![]() ![]() ![]() Posted Wed Jun 7, 2006 8:29AM | There's some retirement community in Florida that was on the news recently for having sex orgies and getting caught. I wonder if this granny is part of that group? The old guys aren't enough and she has to resort to gators, though? "Gummy Granny does Gator - news at Eleven!" |