Posted Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:22AM
Oh what possessed you?! Is it too late to retract that challenge? Just apologise and walk away. She may seem sweet and gentle, which she is for the most part, but (and there is always a but) she can be powerful and remorseless.
Around here we don’t make eye contact with her, for fear of offending, little kids start crying when she is around and animals can sense when she is in a foul mood, running for the hills only returning weeks later.
It is rumoured that this is how the great wildebeest migration first started.
She once ripped a guy’s heart out through his rectum (without getting her hands dirty).
Charcoal turns to diamonds when under the pressure of her stare.
She is not to be messed with. You have awakened a sleeping dragon, opened something far worse then Pandora’s box, I hope you have your running shoes on.
Good luck, you are very, very brave.
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