The Battle Elder Council
Each battle is judged by the three permanent members of the Battle Elder Council. No one knows where they came from, and their motives are mysterious. They are not to be f*cked with. They are, however, to be cajoled, flattered, impressed, and bribed.
I've got a bright shiney new nickel for any member of the BEC who happens to "not notice" the sedative I put into Sothi's energy drink this morning.

Oh wait, anyone can read this... *scurries back to his desk and hides his head*